August 2010
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Funny but relatively useless information
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a...
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its my birthday
Fuck yeah
July 2010
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“Never apologize for showing emotion for when you do so you apologize for truth”
– Benjamin Disraeli 1804 - 1881
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Quiz - Quite Fun if you're into this sorta thing.
There are 5 houses in 5 different colors
In each house lives a person with a different nationality
These 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet
No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.
Here’s the question: Who owns the fish?
The Brit lives in a red house
The Swede keeps dogs as...
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...”
– George Carlin
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“There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t...”
– George Carlin
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“The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are...”
– George Bernard Shaw
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“We must think things not words, or at least we must constantly translate our...”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes - Physician & Author
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Politics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s...
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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield...
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